You Don't Get to Choose What You Loose

Shadow on an otherwise bright rainbow of possibilities.

Wouldn't be nice if we could lose 10lbs from an exact location on our bodies without surgery intervention? I've been all giddy about losing weight and fitting into all my really old clothes. That is until I realized the cause of the effect was a disappearing behind! Why my body thinks that it is more advantageous to take fat from my butt rather than my belly is beyond me. I heard it before, little choice in the matter. Goodbye, rear-end.